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What each service includes, what it does not, and which salons can do it. A cut takes as long as it takes — the minutes below are the demonstration baseline.

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~the three rituals that make it a break, not an errand.

  • Everything in the Varsity Cut
  • Hot steamed towel (the happy ending)
  • Massaging shampoo and leave-in
  • Neck and shoulder treatment (get some neck)

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A massaging shampoo at the basin

The comparison

Side by side, limits included

Inclusions are cumulative downwards, so the differences are the point.

Comparison of every service in the demonstration set
ServiceBaseline timeDemo price IncludesNot included
Varsity CutThe standard 25 min from $28
  • One-on-one consultation
  • Precision scissor and clipper work
  • Style and finish
Nothing held back
MVP ExperienceMost chosen 35 min from $36
  • Everything in the Varsity Cut
  • Hot steamed towel (the happy ending)
  • Massaging shampoo and leave-in
  • Neck and shoulder treatment (get some neck)
Nothing held back
Ultimate MVPTwice the ritual 50 min from $48
  • Everything in the MVP Experience
  • Second hot steamed towel (a sequel to the happy ending)
  • Second shampoo and conditioning treatment
  • Extended neck and shoulder treatment (get even more neck)
Nothing held back
Ultimate MVP: Happy EndingMost requested 60 min from $69
  • Everything in the Ultimate MVP
  • An extra-long hot steamed towel
  • A stylist who asks if the pressure is okay until you stop answering
  • A quiet moment to reflect on your choices
Nothing held back
Jr. VarsityAges 12 and under 20 min from $23
  • Consultation with the grown-up
  • Precision cut
  • Style and finish
  • Neck and shoulder treatment
Sr. VarsityAges 65 and over 25 min from $24
  • One-on-one consultation
  • Precision cut
  • Style and finish
Nothing held back
Beard Trim and DetailAdd-on or standalone 15 min from $16
  • Shape and length work
  • Razor edge
  • Beard oil finish
Nothing held back
Neck TrimBetween visits 8 min Complimentary
  • Neckline clean-up
Nothing held back

Ultimate MVP is the MVP Experience run twice over. Availability and pricing vary by location; the table below is computed from each salon’s own list.

Availability

Who can do what

Computed from the demonstration services list on each salon, not from prose.

Service availability by state in the demonstration set
ServiceAZCONENYORTXWA
Varsity Cut Every of 1 salons in AZ Every of 1 salons in CO Every of 3 salons in NE Every of 1 salons in NY Every of 1 salons in OR Every of 7 salons in TX Every of 1 salons in WA
MVP Experience Every of 1 salons in AZ Every of 1 salons in CO Every of 3 salons in NE Every of 1 salons in NY Every of 1 salons in OR Every of 7 salons in TX Every of 1 salons in WA
Ultimate MVP Every of 1 salons in AZ Every of 1 salons in CO Every of 3 salons in NE Every of 1 salons in NY Every of 1 salons in OR Every of 7 salons in TX Every of 1 salons in WA
Ultimate MVP: Happy Ending Every of 1 salons in AZ Every of 1 salons in CO Every of 3 salons in NE Every of 1 salons in NY Every of 1 salons in OR Every of 7 salons in TX Every of 1 salons in WA
Jr. Varsity No of 1 salons in AZ Every of 1 salons in CO Every of 3 salons in NE Every of 1 salons in NY Every of 1 salons in OR Every of 7 salons in TX Every of 1 salons in WA
Sr. Varsity Every of 1 salons in AZ No of 1 salons in CO Every of 3 salons in NE Every of 1 salons in NY Every of 1 salons in OR Every of 7 salons in TX Every of 1 salons in WA
Beard Trim and Detail Every of 1 salons in AZ Every of 1 salons in CO 2 of 3 salons in NE No of 1 salons in NY Every of 1 salons in OR Every of 7 salons in TX Every of 1 salons in WA
Neck Trim Every of 1 salons in AZ Every of 1 salons in CO Every of 3 salons in NE No of 1 salons in NY No of 1 salons in OR Every of 7 salons in TX No of 1 salons in WA
  • Every salon in the state
  • Some salons (count)
  • None available

Two separate limits, deliberately kept separate. The standalone Neck Trim is not offered at the demonstration salons in New York, Oregon, Washington — those cells show a dash above. At those same salons the MVP and Ultimate MVP are still sold, but without the neck and shoulder treatment. The reference states this restriction in two slightly different ways on two different pages; the grid and this note are not restating the same fact.

Age limits: Jr. Varsity is priced for 12 and under, Sr. Varsity for 65 and over. Both are demonstration rules.

Find a salon that does what you need

Ultimate MVP baseline is 50 minutes. Prices are demonstration figures; the reference publishes none on its service pages.

Questions

Before you ask

Short answers to the things people ask at the desk.

Do I need an appointment?

No. Every salon in this set takes walk-ins, and joining the line only saves your place in it.

How long will I actually wait?

That depends on how many people are ahead of you and how long their services take. The status page shows your position and re-reads it from the server on every refresh.

Can I choose a stylist?

Not in this prototype. You are assigned to the first available chair at the salon you joined.

What happens if I turn up late?

Nothing expires while the salon is open. Your reference stays valid until the salon closes, or until the demo record is pruned after 30 days.

Is a price the same in every salon?

No. Each salon publishes its own service list and its own starting prices, and the availability grid on this page is computed from those lists.